Patrick the Ogre Dildo - 5 Sizes

Meet Patrick the Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy, Patrick is uncut with challenging curves and bulges, a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls. Patrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, we highly recommend this toy in dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).

We also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.

Patrick's the Ogre's details:

MEDIUM:
Head: 5 in / 12.5 cm circumference
1.6 in / 4 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 5.75 in / 14.5 cm circumference
2 in / 5.1 cm diameter
Total Length: 7.5” / 23cm
Usable Length:6.5 in / 19cm

LARGE:
Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference
2 in / 5 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 7.25 in / 18.5 cm circumference
2.5 in / 6.5 cm diameter
Total Length: 9” / 23cm
Usable Length:7.5 in / 19cm

XL:
Head: 8.25in / 21cm circumference
2.75in / 7cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 9in / 23cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Total Length: 11in / 28cm
Usable Length:9.75in / 25cm

XXL:
Head: 10in / 26cm circumference
3.25in / 8cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 11.25in / 29cm circumference
3.75in / 10cm diameter
Total Length: 13.5in / 34cm
Usable Length:12in / 30.5cm

XXXXL
Head: 12.5in / 32cm circumference
4in / 10cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 13.5in / 34cm circumference
4.25in / 11cm diameter
Total Length: 17in / 43cm
Usable Length:15in / 38cm

Return Policy:

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

International Orders:

Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.