MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Sheaths, 10-30% Off!

Welcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys! Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.

Occasionally, our Patrick the Ogre sheaths come out with a small air bubble crater in the bottom. We've decided to list them as misfits and offer them at a discount! The items pictured are representative of the issue. Extra small pinpoint air bubbles (approx 2mm or less) are 10% off, small air bubbles (approx 5mm or less) are 20% off, and medium air bubbles (1cm or less) are 30% off.  Toys with larger imperfections are listed separately.

These sheaths have no other issues aside from the base air bubble craters. We update the stock as new misfits become available. The listed price already includes the discount. Any discounts shown are in addition to the already-discounted list price.

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Meet Patrick the Ogre, the wearable penis sheath!  This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction.  This is a one-size-fits-most product. 

The sheath is cast from the size Medium version of Patrick, and made of our soft silicone.  The cavity has a diameter of about 1" and extends approx. 6.5" in the medium version.  The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:

Size Large (formerly Medium):

Cavity: 6.25 in / 15.75 cm

Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference

2 in / 5 cm diameter

Mid-bulge: 7.25 in / 18.5 cm circumference

2.5 in / 6.5 cm diameter

Usable: 7.25 in / 19cm

Size XL (formerly Large):

Cavity: 7 in / 17.75 cm

Head: 8.25 in / 21cm circumference

2.75 in / 7cm diameter

Mid-bulge: 9 in / 23cm circumference

3.25 in / 8cm diameter

Usable: 9 in / 23.5 cm

The legal bit: This sheath is not meant to be used as a contraception device and will not protect against STIs or pregnancy.