MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Sheaths, 10-30% Off!

$35.70 $47.60

Welcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys! Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.

Occasionally, our Patrick the Ogre sheaths come out with a small air bubble crater in the bottom. We've decided to list them as misfits and offer them at a discount! The items pictured are representative of the issue. Extra small pinpoint air bubbles (approx 2mm or less) are 10% off, small air bubbles (approx 5mm or less) are 20% off, and medium air bubbles (1cm or less) are 30% off. Toys with larger imperfections are listed separately.

These sheaths have no other issues aside from the base air bubble craters. We update the stock as new misfits become available. The listed price already includes the discount. Any discounts shown are in addition to the already-discounted list price.


Meet Patrick the Ogre, the wearable penis sheath! This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction. This is a one-size-fits-most product.

The sheath is cast from the size Medium version of Patrick, and made of our soft silicone. The cavity has a diameter of about 1" and extends approx. 6.5" in the medium version. The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:

Size Large (formerly Medium):
Cavity: 6.25 in / 15.75 cm
Head: 6.5 in / 17 cm circumference
2 in / 5 cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 7.25 in / 18.5 cm circumference
2.5 in / 6.5 cm diameter
Usable: 7.25 in / 19cm

Size XL (formerly Large):
Cavity: 7 in / 17.75 cm
Head: 8.25 in / 21cm circumference
2.75 in / 7cm diameter
Mid-bulge: 9 in / 23cm circumference
3.25 in / 8cm diameter
Usable: 9 in / 23.5 cm

The legal bit: This sheath is not meant to be used as a contraception device and will not protect against STIs or pregnancy.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 3 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

The only information we receive from Etsy is your name, mailing address, and in some circumstances, your eMail address. We will not share this information with anyone and will not use it to market to you. We will only contact you about your order.

If you would like to receive eMails with special offers and new product announcements, you may sign up here: https://mailchi.mp/37803b10197a/ymlabs

We hate spam just as much as you do, and will only send eMails out if we have something fun to tell you about like a new toy or a sale.

Frequently Asked Questions

Packaging and Shipping

All orders ship in a plain brown box from "YM LABS." Nothing indicates that it is a sex toy. International orders will indicate "silicone sculpture" for customs declaration.

Our toys each come with a YiffMonkey cotton pouch for storage. Monkeys care about the environment, so we pack all orders using recyclable or reused packing materials (we order way too much stuff online ourselves and reuse that plastic pillow wrap whenever we have it on hand).

Custom colors and personalized orders

Most of our items are made-to-order and can be customized by color and firmness (soft, medium, firm, dual-density and extra firm upon request). For custom colors, please visit the "accessories and add-ons" section of our site. You can also add glow-in-the-dark and vac-u-lock options to your toy!

Please note: Custom color and glow orders cannot be canceled once they are in production.

Production Time

YiffMonkey is a two-monkey operation. Just two of us design and make everything we sell and also handle all the web operations, packing/shipping/photographing and customer support. As of Feb 2020, most orders take 2-5 business days to complete and drop off at the post office - however, we are trying to get ahead and keep toys that sell more regularly in stock so they can ship right away.

We do our best to meet the published production times but can occasionally be off by a day or two. Thank you for understanding!

What are the differences between each of the firmness options?

We offer a firmness sample kit for $10 that includes a $10 coupon for your first order.

As of 2021, we offer 3 main firmnesses. On the Shore hardness scale, our Squishy Soft is OO-20 (older toys are OO-30), Medium-Firm is OO-50, and Firm is 10A. We also offer two additional options that can be special ordered: Extra Firm is 20A and Super Squish is OO-10. Dual-density is soft on the outside and firm on the inside.

The bigger or softer the toy, the firmer it will feel. Knotted toys will have a lot of "give" behind the knot. Ordering split-density helps solve this.

We almost always recommend dual-density or split-density. It has the shape-retaining properties of a firm toy with the softness of a soft toy, and feels the most real.

Sizing details

We list our toys using a S/M/L/XL reference scale, but we realize this sort of sizing can be arbitrary (what I consider to be small, my partner considers to be large), so we also have a photograph in each toy's description next to a standard US 12-oz soda can and list detailed measurements of each toy below its description. Please note: we do round the measurements up or down to the nearest 1/4 in (or 1/2 cm).

Care instructions

All toys are hand-washed before they ship to you, but always clean your toy before and after using it (including the first time!). We recommend antibacterial soap and the hottest water you can comfortably use. Toys are dishwasher-safe, but superheated "sanitize" modes could leave marks on the toy.

Use plenty of high-quality lube. We recommend water-based. Silicone lubricant should not harm your toy, but may leave a residue that does not easily wash off. For larger toys, we recommend using quality fisting lube.

We are currently performing lubricant tests with our silicone and will share the results when we have more information.

We include a cotton bag with your toy for storage and recommend always storing the toy in its bag.

Wholesale availability

We happily accept wholesale inquiries. Contact brian@yiffmonkey.com for all wholesale inquiries.

Do you accept returns or refunds?

Due to the nature of the products we sell, we unfortunately cannot accept returns. Non-custom orders can be cancelled before they ship. Custom color or add-on (vac-u-lock, etc) orders cannot be canceled once they are in production.

If you notice a defect with your product, contact us right away and we will be happy to take care of it.

We understand ordering a toy that is too big can be frustrating, however we do list measurements at the bottom of the toy description and also photograph each toy next to a 12-oz soda can. When in doubt, we recommend going with the smaller option if you're not sure which size to go with.

Which firmness will I like?

Order our firmness sample kit! Or read on:

The Shore Firmnesses of our raw materials are: Super Squish: OO10 / Squishy-Soft: OO20 / Medium-Firm: OO50 / Firm: 10A / Extra Firm: 20A -- actual firmnesses will vary slightly from these numbers.

"Super Squish" is very squishy like a fresh gummy bear. "Squishy-Soft" will squish and bend under pressure quite a bit. Medium-Firm is closer to firm and is our most popular, especially on bigger toys. Firm is probably closest to a traditional hard latex dildo, with a little more softness to it. Extra firm has almost no give at all, similar to a hard bouncy ball.

Dual-Density is a soft outer skin with firm inner core, and is always our favorite option. We also offer split-density options.

Shipping outside of the US

Etsy doesn't let us set separate shipping weights for different sizes of toys, so the shipping rates listed may be higher than expected. We are working on setting up a new site at yiffmonkey.com that will solve this problem, but in the meantime, please contact us if the shipping rate seems too high (in some circumstances, it's actually lower than normal, but we will honor the lower listed rate in this case).

In response to COVID-19, we can no longer guarantee international shipping times. Most countries we ship to are experiencing delays, but all have eventually arrived. We hope everyone is safe, and hopefully shipping times will improve as infrastructure adjusts.

Really good quality Looks just like the photos Went beyond my expectations

Didn't know it was so warty from the pics.

It's a big deal so we use it in moderation. But fun for everyone none the less.

They were good enough to ship it in one of the bags I ordered for safety! A little big for me but I plan to customize it to fit.

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