Welcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys! Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.
This misfit Wolfman Joe's Fist is in our triple-density silicone -- the fingers are firm to about the knuckles, and from the knuckles to the wrist is dual-density (soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core). The base rounded a bit while curing so this misfit does not stand up on his own. He is offered at 30% off the regular price. Any additional discounts that may be shown are in addition to the already-discounted list price.
Meet your new beastly, studly friend: Wolfman Joe!
Wolfman Joe is a little more human than other werewolves we've met, and prefers the term "wolf-man." He's a big, beefy guy who's full of calm, flirty charm, which suits him well at his job as bartender at a were-bar in a very remote corner of Canada. Joe was excited to cast this very unique toy, as fisting is one of his favorite pastimes in those cold, long Canadian winters. He really enjoyed making this toy with us and loves the idea of people taking his massive, furry fist in were-form.
Joe's a big, beefy wolf-man with big, beefy paws. This toy is not for beginners and will definitely leave you feeling "full." We highly recommend using a quality fisting lube with this toy. Triple Firm/Soft is our favorite version, but use your best judgement to decide which firmness is best for you.
Single-density Firm will have a very intense texture at the fur but more realistic-feeling fingers, and single-density Soft will have very squishy fingers but more realistic-feeling fur. With Triple-Density versions, however, the fingers are firm or medium, and the rest of the hand (below the knuckles) is dual-density soft or medium with an extra-firm core. This creates a realistic firm finger sensation with a soft paw/fur feeling that is truly sensational. Heat up a triple-density version before using and you'll be in were-heaven!
As part of the manufacturing process, small air bubbles are normally present below the finger pads, primarily in the thumb. When cleaning this toy, we recommend washing well, and then scrubbing the "fur" with toothbrush. Our toys are also dishwasher-safe.
Wolfman Joe's measurements:
Width at Finger Knuckles: 3.7" / 9.5 cm
Circumference at Finger Knuckles: 9.5" / 24 cm
Width at Widest Point (at thumb knuckle) 4.25" / 11cm
Circumference at Widest: 11.25" / 28.5 cm
Width at Wrist: 3" / 7.5 cm
Circumference at Wrist: 8.25" / 21 cm
Full Length: 10.75" / 27.5 cm
Usable: 10.25" / 26 cm
1-4 business days
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All orders ship in a plain brown box from "YM LABS." Nothing indicates that it is a sex toy. International orders will indicate "silicone sculpture" for customs declaration.
Our toys each come with a YiffMonkey cotton pouch for storage. Monkeys care about the environment, so we pack all orders using recyclable or reused packing materials (we order way too much stuff online ourselves and reuse that plastic pillow wrap whenever we have it on hand).
Most of our items are made-to-order and can be customized by color and firmness (soft, medium, firm, dual-density and extra firm upon request). For custom colors, please visit the "accessories and add-ons" section of our site. You can also add glow-in-the-dark and vac-u-lock options to your toy!
Please note: Custom color and glow orders cannot be canceled once they are in production.
YiffMonkey is a two-monkey operation. Just two of us design and make everything we sell and also handle all the web operations, packing/shipping/photographing and customer support. As of Feb 2020, most orders take 2-5 business days to complete and drop off at the post office - however, we are trying to get ahead and keep toys that sell more regularly in stock so they can ship right away.
We do our best to meet the published production times but can occasionally be off by a day or two. Thank you for understanding!
We offer a firmness sample kit for $10 that includes a $10 coupon for your first order.
As of 2021, we offer 3 main firmnesses. On the Shore hardness scale, our Squishy Soft is OO-20 (older toys are OO-30), Medium-Firm is OO-50, and Firm is 10A. We also offer two additional options that can be special ordered: Extra Firm is 20A and Super Squish is OO-10. Dual-density is soft on the outside and firm on the inside.
The bigger or softer the toy, the firmer it will feel. Knotted toys will have a lot of "give" behind the knot. Ordering split-density helps solve this.
We almost always recommend dual-density or split-density. It has the shape-retaining properties of a firm toy with the softness of a soft toy, and feels the most real.
We list our toys using a S/M/L/XL reference scale, but we realize this sort of sizing can be arbitrary (what I consider to be small, my partner considers to be large), so we also have a photograph in each toy's description next to a standard US 12-oz soda can and list detailed measurements of each toy below its description. Please note: we do round the measurements up or down to the nearest 1/4 in (or 1/2 cm).
All toys are hand-washed before they ship to you, but always clean your toy before and after using it (including the first time!). We recommend antibacterial soap and the hottest water you can comfortably use. Toys are dishwasher-safe, but superheated "sanitize" modes could leave marks on the toy.
Use plenty of high-quality lube. We recommend water-based. Silicone lubricant should not harm your toy, but may leave a residue that does not easily wash off. For larger toys, we recommend using quality fisting lube.
We are currently performing lubricant tests with our silicone and will share the results when we have more information.
We include a cotton bag with your toy for storage and recommend always storing the toy in its bag.
We happily accept wholesale inquiries. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for all wholesale inquiries.
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we unfortunately cannot accept returns. Non-custom orders can be cancelled before they ship. Custom color or add-on (vac-u-lock, etc) orders cannot be canceled once they are in production.
If you notice a defect with your product, contact us right away and we will be happy to take care of it.
We understand ordering a toy that is too big can be frustrating, however we do list measurements at the bottom of the toy description and also photograph each toy next to a 12-oz soda can. When in doubt, we recommend going with the smaller option if you're not sure which size to go with.
Order our firmness sample kit! Or read on:
The Shore Firmnesses of our raw materials are: Super Squish: OO10 / Squishy-Soft: OO20 / Medium-Firm: OO50 / Firm: 10A / Extra Firm: 20A -- actual firmnesses will vary slightly from these numbers.
"Super Squish" is very squishy like a fresh gummy bear. "Squishy-Soft" will squish and bend under pressure quite a bit. Medium-Firm is closer to firm and is our most popular, especially on bigger toys. Firm is probably closest to a traditional hard latex dildo, with a little more softness to it. Extra firm has almost no give at all, similar to a hard bouncy ball.
Dual-Density is a soft outer skin with firm inner core, and is always our favorite option. We also offer split-density options.
Etsy doesn't let us set separate shipping weights for different sizes of toys, so the shipping rates listed may be higher than expected. We are working on setting up a new site at yiffmonkey.com that will solve this problem, but in the meantime, please contact us if the shipping rate seems too high (in some circumstances, it's actually lower than normal, but we will honor the lower listed rate in this case).
In response to COVID-19, we can no longer guarantee international shipping times. Most countries we ship to are experiencing delays, but all have eventually arrived. We hope everyone is safe, and hopefully shipping times will improve as infrastructure adjusts.
Jul 16, 2023