{"product_id":"wills-robot-dildo-3-sizes-copy-1","title":"In-Stock Will's Robot Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese variations are in stock and ready to ship now!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a size\/firmness that is not in stock? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/store\/yiff-monkey\/products\/7664577576996\"\u003eOrder it here: Made-to-order Will's Robot.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost made-to-order items ship within 2-4 business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e***\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanger Horny Friend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot is a protector, friend, and a horny AI with something intriguing below the belt. Say hello to Will's Robot*. If you ever find yourself lost in space, we hope you have this guy around for companionship! We don't know what all those smooth knobs, cables, and conduits do, we just know he knows how to use 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot has a thick shaft that tapers toward the base, which pulls himself in. His overall texture is smooth like Liquid Metal, but with gentle nubs, bumps and ridges to help you experience all sorts of space-age pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe robot is available in solid Medium (OO-50) silicone or as a Dual-Density toy with a Soft (OO-20) outer layer and Extra Firm (20A) inner core. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Robot's Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 5in \/ 13cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.5in \/ 4cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft: 5.5in \/ 14cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2in \/ 5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eBase: 8in \/ 20cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.75in \/ 7 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 4.75in \/ 12cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Lenth: 6.25in \/ 16cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLARGE:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 6.25in \/ 16cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2in \/ 5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft: 7in \/ 17.5cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eBase: 10.25in \/ 26cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.5in \/ 9 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 6.5in \/ 16cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Lenth: 8in \/ 20cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEXTRA LARGE:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 7in \/ 18cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft: 8in \/ 20cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.5in \/ 6.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eBase: 12.5in \/ 32cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e4.5in \/ 11 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5in \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Lenth: 9.5in \/ 24cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*We assume \"Will\" could be short fo William or Wilma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Medium \/ Medium \/ No","offer_id":51317863219236,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTMM","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Dual-Density \/ No","offer_id":51317863252004,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTMDD","price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Medium \/ No","offer_id":51317863284772,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTL-M","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Medium \/ Yes","offer_id":51317863317540,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTL-M-VUL","price":83.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dual-Density \/ No","offer_id":51317863350308,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTL-DD","price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dual-Density \/ Yes","offer_id":51317863383076,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTL-DD-VUL","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Medium \/ No","offer_id":51317863415844,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTXLM","price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Medium \/ Yes","offer_id":51317863448612,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTXL-M-VUL","price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Dual-Density \/ No","offer_id":51317863481380,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTXLDD","price":137.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Extra Large \/ Dual-Density \/ Yes","offer_id":51317863514148,"sku":"STOCK-ROBOTXL-DD-VUL","price":142.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/il_fullxfull.1686476938_c40c.jpg?v=1720728724","url":"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/wills-robot-dildo-3-sizes-copy-1","provider":"Yiffmonkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}