{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-xl-dual-density","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre XL \/ Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 29px;\"\u003eCustom color (no issues)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eYES\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003e10% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct is propped upright for photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy, Patrick is uncut with challenging curves and bulges, a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls. Patrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, we highly recommend this toy in dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 8.25in \/ 21cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.75in \/ 7cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-bulge: 9in \/ 23cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3.25in \/ 8cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Length: 11in \/ 28cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length:9.75in \/ 25cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51121621696548,"sku":"MISPAT005","price":224.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130119.jpg?v=1784586312","url":"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/misfit-patrick-the-ogre-xl-dual-density","provider":"Yiffmonkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}