{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-medium-dual-density-1","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Medium \/ Dual-density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMEDIUM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY (soft outer layer with firm inner core)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 29px;\"\u003eCore shifted a bit and is close to the edge right below the head (can be seen just a little bit in the last photo)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e35% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct is propped upright for photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick, the fat-dicked Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy. He is uncut and has some great and challenging curves to him, with a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls that feel amazing when you reach out for 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's hobbies include eating, smashing things, masturbating, and fucking. When we figured out how to explain to him that we wanted to cast his impressively huge cock, he got really excited and we had to work quickly, and we're really happy with the level of detail and quality on this casting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, our favorite version of this toy is dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Fat-Dicked Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 5 in \/ 12.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.6 in \/ 4 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 5.75 in \/ 14.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2 in \/ 5.1 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5” \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:6.5 in \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51121641947172,"sku":"MISPAT006","price":64.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130140.jpg?v=1784588379","url":"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/misfit-patrick-the-ogre-medium-dual-density-1","provider":"Yiffmonkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}