{"product_id":"misfit-jake-the-minotaur-dual-density-1","title":"MISFIT Jake the Minotaur Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 101.454545%; height: 125.984375px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 19px;\"\u003eJAKE THE MINOTAUR\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 20.734375px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eN\/A (ONE SIZE)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 24.046875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 24.046875px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 24.046875px;\"\u003eYES\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eNo issues, just a different color than stock.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e10%\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. Add to cart to see final discounts. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it can be applied at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen traveling to dark realms, it's advisable to bring a strong, reliable companion like our buddy Jake the Minotaur. Jake is the strong and silent type; a tall sturdy minotaur with a huge, swaying unit, and big low-hanging balls that make for some great ball-slapping fun. This one is incredible in dual-density, and we highly recommend that version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJake is a very sturdy 13\" usable length with fully-formed bouncy balls that experienced players can also use as a butt plug, making him one of the most versatile toys out there! O_o Jake has great realistic texture and veins, and is available in medium (OO-50) and dual-density (Soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core). Because of how we manufacture the fully-formed balls, Jake will have a seam and small air bubble underside of the balls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith his big floppy balls, Jake also works great as a strap-on and is AMAZING on a sturdy fuck machine with our vac-u-hole add-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Jake does not stand up on his own, we have him propped up for the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJake the Minotaur's Measurements:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 8.25in \/ 21cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.75in \/ 7cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft bulge: 9.5in \/ 24cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3in \/ 7.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft base: 11 in \/ 28cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.5in \/ 9cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eBalls: 12.5in \/ 32cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e4.24in \/ 11cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eHeight: 14 in \/ 36cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable: 13in \/ 33cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe now ship internationally exclusively through DHL, as they are the only option that allows small businesses like ours to pay import taxes \/ duties automatically on your behalf. The final price shown at checkout will now include all import taxes. If you have any questions, please contact us before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43169389936676,"sku":"MISJAKE003","price":219.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/1110904.jpg?v=1769131367","url":"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/misfit-jake-the-minotaur-dual-density-1","provider":"Yiffmonkey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}