{"product_id":"in-stock-patrick-the-ogre-dildo","title":"In-Stock Patrick the Ogre Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese variations are in stock and ready to ship now!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a size\/firmness that is not in stock? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/patrick-the-ogre-dildo-5-13443\"\u003eOrder it here: Made-to-order Patrick.\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost made-to-order items ship within 2-4 business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy, Patrick is uncut with challenging curves and bulges, a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls. Patrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, we highly recommend this toy in dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 5 in \/ 12.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.6 in \/ 4 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 5.75 in \/ 14.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2 in \/ 5.1 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5” \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:6.5 in \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLARGE:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 6.5 in \/ 17 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2 in \/ 5 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 7.25 in \/ 18.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.5 in \/ 6.5 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 9” \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:7.5 in \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 8.25in \/ 21cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.75in \/ 7cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 9in \/ 23cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.25in \/ 8cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11in \/ 28cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:9.75in \/ 25cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXXL:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 10in \/ 26cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.25in \/ 8cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 11.25in \/ 29cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.75in \/ 10cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 13.5in \/ 34cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:12in \/ 30.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXXXXL\u003cbr\u003eHead: 12.5in \/ 32cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e4in \/ 10cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 13.5in \/ 34cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e4.25in \/ 11cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 17in \/ 43cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:15in \/ 38cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. 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