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His overall texture is smooth like Liquid Metal, but with gentle nubs, bumps and ridges to help you experience all sorts of space-age pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe robot is available in solid Medium (OO-50) silicone or as a Dual-Density toy with a Soft (OO-20) outer layer and Extra Firm (20A) inner core. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Robot's Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEXTRA LARGE:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 7in \/ 18cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft: 8in \/ 20cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.5in \/ 6.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eBase: 12.5in \/ 32cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e4.5in \/ 11 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 7.5in \/ 19cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Lenth: 9.5in \/ 24cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*We assume \"Will\" could be short fo William or Wilma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. 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If you have any questions, please contact us before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769109848100,"sku":"MISJAKE003","price":260.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130030.jpg?v=1784236910"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-medium-dual-density","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Medium \/ Dual-density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMEDIUM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 29px;\"\u003eCustom color. 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If you have a discount coupon for this item, it may be applied at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim the Werewolf is a sexy beast with a very unique member that we are very excited to share with you. Though Tim keeps to himself and prefers that we keep details about him minimal, we can tell you this furry fella can go from gentle giant to lust-filled beast in a heartbeat, and casting his bulbous member while he was in werewolf form was a frighteningly erotic task.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's unique uncut shaft has a curved tip and tapers smoothly to a bulging thickness which will fill you with pleasure. If you choose to venture further, he has a huge veiny knot that locks him into place for breeding. It's almost like he has 2 knots, which makes for a lot of satisfying playtime. Don't rush this big fella. Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. Most versions of Tim will not stand upright on their own, though Split Med\/Firm and Triple Split Soft typically will (larger sizes like XL and XXXL will be more likely to topple over).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's Dimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLARGE: (11x8)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 4in \/ 10cm Circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.25in \/ 3.5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShaft: 6.75in \/ 17cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnot: 8in \/ 20cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5in \/ 6.5 cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length:10in \/ 25.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Lenth: 11in \/ 28cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769179349028,"sku":"MISTIM2TONEFIRM","price":130.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/SCHWABEL_untitled_1110161.jpg?v=1741662609"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-sheath-soft-xl","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre XL \/ Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 29px;\"\u003eAir bubble in base.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eNO\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy, Patrick is uncut with challenging curves and bulges, a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls. Patrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, we highly recommend this toy in dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 8.25in \/ 21cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.75in \/ 7cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-bulge: 9in \/ 23cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3.25in \/ 8cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Length: 11in \/ 28cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length:9.75in \/ 25cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769193177124,"sku":"MISPAT002","price":195.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130070.jpg?v=1784327277"},{"product_id":"big-fist-brian-one-size","title":"Big Hand Brian - 1 size","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eMeet your new friend Brian! Standing at 6'6, Brian's just a big guy. His girthy hand and thick forearm are crafted in extreme detail so you can enjoy everything from to the ridges of his knuckles to the texture of his skin. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBrian's thumb is posed separate from the rest of his fingers, which makes for a unique experience and many possibilities.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBrian is available in our Medium (OO-50) silicone, and can be custom-ordered in other firmnesses \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/add-on-custom-firmness-for-any-33894\"\u003eby clicking here\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBig Hand Brian's Dimensions:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCircumference near knuckles:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e11.5 inches \/ 29 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCircumference near wrist: \u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e8 inches \/ 20 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCircumference at base: \u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e12.5 inches \/ 31.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFingertip to wrist length: \u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e8.5 inches \/ 12.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eUsable Length: \u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e15.25 inches \/ 38.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eEntire Length:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 inches \/ 40.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"No","offer_id":41779321929764,"sku":"","price":225.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yes","offer_id":41779321962532,"sku":"","price":230.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/SCHWABEL_untitled_1100168.jpg?v=1722910303"},{"product_id":"bobbys-big-fist-1-size","title":"Bobby's Big Fist - 1 size","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMeet Bobby: a 6'3 guy with big hands. Bobby made a solid fist for this casting, and that makes for a challenging entrance. Bobby is not for the novice, but if you're ready for him, he's an impressive and very satisfying toy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBecause the wrist is the smallest part of this toy, you will need to \"guide\" the fist in with some patience to get started - but remember: never force a toy in, if you can't take Bobby, wait and work up to him.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePlease note: because it will bend slightly at the wrist, the Medium firmness version of this toy may topple over when sat on a flat surface. Medium\/Extra Firm version will stay upright. Custom firmnesses are also an option \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/yiffmonkey.com\/products\/add-on-custom-firmness-for-any-33894\"\u003eby clicking here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBobby's Big Fist Dimensions:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFist Circumference:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e12.5 in \/ 32 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFist Diameter:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e4.5 in \/ 11.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWrist Circumference:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e7.5 in \/ 19 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWrist Diameter:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e2.75 in \/ 7 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eArm Circumference:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e12.5 in \/ 32 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eArm Diameter:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e4.5 in \/ 11.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTotal Length:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e14. in \/ 37 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eUsable Length:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e13.75 in \/ 35 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Single Density: Medium (OO-50) \/ No","offer_id":41780766801956,"sku":"","price":195.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Single Density: Medium (OO-50) \/ Yes","offer_id":41780766834724,"sku":"","price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dual-Density: Medium with Extra Firm Core \/ No","offer_id":41780774993956,"sku":"","price":215.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dual-Density: Medium with Extra Firm Core \/ Yes","offer_id":41780775026724,"sku":"","price":220.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/SCHWABEL_untitled_1100214.jpg?v=1722970368"},{"product_id":"trailer-hitch-butt-plug-2-sizes","title":"Trailer Hitch Butt Plug - Assorted Random Colors - 2 sizes","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eThe item that ships will be in a random color or combination of 2 or more colors. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAvailable in 2.5” and 3” models, the trailer hitch is a staple for any toy arsenal. Its simple shape offers a moderate degree of difficulty. 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Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOccasionally, our Patrick the Ogre sheaths come out with a small air bubble crater in the bottom. We've decided to list them as misfits and offer them at a discount! The items pictured are representative of the issue. Extra small pinpoint air bubbles (approx 2mm or less) are 10% off, small air bubbles (approx 5mm or less) are 20% off, and medium air bubbles (1cm or less) are 30% off.  Toys with larger imperfections are listed separately.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThese sheaths have no other issues aside from the base air bubble craters. We update the stock as new misfits become available. The listed price already includes the discount. Any discounts shown are in addition to the already-discounted list price.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e###\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre, the wearable penis sheath!  This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction.  This is a one-size-fits-most product. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe sheath is cast from the size Medium version of Patrick, and made of our soft silicone.  The cavity has a diameter of about 1\" and extends approx. 6.5\" in the medium version.  The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSize Large (formerly Medium):\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCavity:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e 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height: 19px;\"\u003eTRIPLE SPLIT SOFT (soft shaft, medium knot, firm base)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 38px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 38px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 38px;\"\u003eSmall speck in tip\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes misfit discount plus any 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The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim the Werewolf is a sexy beast with a very unique member that we are very excited to share with you. Though Tim keeps to himself and prefers that we keep details about him minimal, we can tell you this furry fella can go from gentle giant to lust-filled beast in a heartbeat, and casting his bulbous member while he was in werewolf form was a frighteningly erotic task.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's unique uncut shaft has a curved tip and tapers smoothly to a bulging thickness which will fill you with pleasure. If you choose to venture further, he has a huge veiny knot that locks him into place for breeding. It's almost like he has 2 knots, which makes for a lot of satisfying playtime. Don't rush this big fella. Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. 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You can add to cart to see final discounts. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it can be applied at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Cyclops! Though a rather large beast, the cyclops has a fairly human-looking unit, except of course instead of two balls, he has just one huge low-hanger, which we have molded as a very enjoyable butt plug. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cyclops is quite thick and does not taper off as much as most plugs, but that of course is what makes it so fun! He also has some great ridges and texture. Advanced players and fisting enthusiasts are sure to enjoy this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Soft, Medium and Dual-Density (soft outer layer with an extra firm core) in a golden-pink-bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our toys are hand cast of platinum silicone. 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Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42169297960996,"sku":"MISPATSHEATH005","price":59.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130063.jpg?v=1784325757"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-sheath-xl-super-squish","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Sheath XL\/Super Squish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE SHEATH\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 19px;\"\u003eSUPER SQUISH (OO-10)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 29px;\"\u003eSmall air bubble just below head\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 21.493625%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 77.413479%; height: 19px;\"\u003e25%\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed is the misfit price plus any sale discounts. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre, sheath version! This toy is wearable and will fit over some other toys to create a new dildo. This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction, so it's one size fits most. The interior cavity is smooth, not textured and there is no opening at the tip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sheath is cast from the size Large and XL versions of Patrick, and available in our Soft (OO-20) or even softer Super Squish (OO-10).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cavity has a diameter of about 1\" and extends approx. 6.5\" in the medium version and 7\" in the large version. 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We have discontinued the firm version of this model (medium and dual-density are still available), and this is the final stock in Firm, on closeout.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e10% Off regular price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. 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This one is incredible in dual-density, and we highly recommend that version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJake is a very sturdy 13\" usable length with fully-formed bouncy balls that experienced players can also use as a butt plug, making him one of the most versatile toys out there! O_o Jake has great realistic texture and veins, and is available in medium (OO-50) and dual-density (Soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core). 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The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen traveling to dark realms, it's advisable to bring a strong, reliable companion like our buddy Jake the Minotaur. Jake is the strong and silent type; a tall sturdy minotaur with a huge, swaying unit, and big low-hanging balls that make for some great ball-slapping fun. This one is incredible in dual-density, and we highly recommend that version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJake is a very sturdy 13\" usable length with fully-formed bouncy balls that experienced players can also use as a butt plug, making him one of the most versatile toys out there! O_o Jake has great realistic texture and veins, and is available in medium (OO-50) and dual-density (Soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core). 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If you have any questions, please contact us before placing your order.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43169389936676,"sku":"MISJAKE002","price":276.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130024.jpg?v=1784235712"},{"product_id":"misfit-wolfman-joes-fist-dildo","title":"MISFIT Wolfman Joe's Fist Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 101.454545%; height: 172.515625px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 19px;\"\u003eWOLFMAN JOE'S FIST\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 20.734375px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eN\/A (ONE SIZE)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 38px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 38px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 38px;\"\u003eTRIPLE-DENSITY (Medium Fingers, dual-density hand - soft with extra firm core)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 24.046875px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 24.046875px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 24.046875px;\"\u003eYES\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 50px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 50px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 50px;\"\u003eBulging \/curved base - will not stand upright on its own.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e30%\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct is propped upright for photos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe price listed is the misfit price plus any additional sales. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51069998301220,"sku":"MISKEVEN-001","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130013.jpg?v=1784152430"},{"product_id":"misfit-keven-the-amphibi-man-xl-dual-density","title":"MISFIT Keven the Amphibi-Man XL \/ Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 101.25448%; height: 160.9375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 19px;\"\u003eKEVEN THE AMPHIBI-MAN\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; height: 20.734375px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDual-Density (soft outer layer, firm inner core)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 59px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 59px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 59px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustom color order. 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Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. 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