{"title":"Aisle of Misfit Toys","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys! Misfits are just as fun as our standard toys, they just came out \"different\" with slight imperfections or non-stock colors. Misfits are discounted, and the price reflected on each listing includes the misfit price plus any sale prices also in effect. Check back often as these items go fast! Misfits ship within one business day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"misfit-wills-robot-dildo-medium-dual-density","title":"MISFIT Will's Robot Dildo Large \/ Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 160px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eWILL'S ROBOT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 65px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 65px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 65px;\"\u003eCustom color, not-great trim job at the base.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it may be applied at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanger Horny Friend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot is a protector, friend, and a horny AI with something intriguing below the belt. Say hello to Will's Robot*. If you ever find yourself lost in space, we hope you have this guy around for companionship! We don't know what all those smooth knobs, cables, and conduits do, we just know he knows how to use 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot has a thick shaft that tapers toward the base, which pulls himself in. His overall texture is smooth like Liquid Metal, but with gentle nubs, bumps and ridges to help you experience all sorts of space-age pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe robot is available in solid Medium (OO-50) silicone or as a Dual-Density toy with a Soft (OO-20) outer layer and Extra Firm (20A) inner core. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Robot's Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLARGE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 6.25in \/ 16cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2in \/ 5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShaft: 7in \/ 17.5cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBase: 10.25in \/ 26cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3.5in \/ 9 cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length: 6.5in \/ 16cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Lenth: 8in \/ 20cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. 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Misfits are in-stock and ship within 1 business day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 105px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eWILL'S ROBOT\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eEXTRA FIRM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 10px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 10px;\"\u003eImperfections on top two \"nubs\" (see photos)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eIn custom extra firm density. 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We don't know what all those smooth knobs, cables, and conduits do, we just know he knows how to use 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot has a thick shaft that tapers toward the base, which pulls himself in. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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Most discount codes can be applied to misfit discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim the Werewolf is a sexy beast with a very unique member that we are very excited to share with you. Though Tim keeps to himself and prefers that we keep details about him minimal, we can tell you this furry fella can go from gentle giant to lust-filled beast in a heartbeat, and casting his bulbous member while he was in werewolf form was a frighteningly erotic task.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's unique uncut shaft has a curved tip and tapers smoothly to a bulging thickness which will fill you with pleasure. If you choose to venture further, he has a huge veiny knot that locks him into place for breeding. It's almost like he has 2 knots, which makes for a lot of satisfying playtime. Don't rush this big fella. Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. 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The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Keven, the Amphibi-Man! Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4XL Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter of head: 7.75 in \/ 19.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter below head: 11 in \/ 28 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter of head: 2.5 in \/ 6 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter below head: 3.5 in \/ 9 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable length: 18 in \/ 46 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall length: 19.75 in \/ 50 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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After hearing of his many adventures and exploits, we asked him if he wanted to be immortalized in silicone for the human realm. It seems the thought of being able to pleasure so many tiny humans with his girthy cock really turned him on!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe piercing is made of our Extra Firm (20A) silicone. Since it's a hollow ring, it will \"give\" but the sensation is still very unique. The piercing is poured separately from the rest of the toy, so they are not, in fact \"connected\" as one solid piece. Instead, the piercing is totally encased in the head of Dürz's cock. It will loosen over time, and you can rotate it freely for cleaning. It has a flat edge on the underside so that it will pop back into its original position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDürz's Dimensions:\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 11.75 in \/ 30 cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 11.25 in \/ 28.5 cm\u003cbr\u003eCircumference at head: 7.5in \/ 19 cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter at head: 2.5 in \/ 6.5 cm\u003cbr\u003eCircumference at base of shaft: 12.5 in \/ 32 cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter of base of shaft: 4.24 in \/ 11 cm\u003cbr\u003eCircumference of toy base: 15 in \/ 38 cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter of toy base: 5 in \/ 13 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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Minor core \"overflow\" around base (see photos)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct is propped upright for photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick, the fat-dicked Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy. He is uncut and has some great and challenging curves to him, with a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls that feel amazing when you reach out for 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's hobbies include eating, smashing things, masturbating, and fucking. When we figured out how to explain to him that we wanted to cast his impressively huge cock, he got really excited and we had to work quickly, and we're really happy with the level of detail and quality on this casting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, our favorite version of this toy is dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Fat-Dicked Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 5 in \/ 12.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.6 in \/ 4 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 5.75 in \/ 14.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2 in \/ 5.1 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5” \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:6.5 in \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769168338980,"sku":"MISPAT001","price":63.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130090.jpg?v=1784329676"},{"product_id":"misfit-tim-the-werewolf-dildo-large-triple-split-density","title":"MISFIT Tim the Werewolf Dildo Large\/Firm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 133px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eTIM THE WEREWOLF\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eLARGE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eFIRM (10A)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 38px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 38px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 38px;\"\u003e2-colors instead of the standard 3. We have 3 of these available, you will receive one of the 3 pictured at random.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e10% Off regular non-misfit price\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it may be applied at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim the Werewolf is a sexy beast with a very unique member that we are very excited to share with you. Though Tim keeps to himself and prefers that we keep details about him minimal, we can tell you this furry fella can go from gentle giant to lust-filled beast in a heartbeat, and casting his bulbous member while he was in werewolf form was a frighteningly erotic task.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's unique uncut shaft has a curved tip and tapers smoothly to a bulging thickness which will fill you with pleasure. If you choose to venture further, he has a huge veiny knot that locks him into place for breeding. It's almost like he has 2 knots, which makes for a lot of satisfying playtime. Don't rush this big fella. Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. Most versions of Tim will not stand upright on their own, though Split Med\/Firm and Triple Split Soft typically will (larger sizes like XL and XXXL will be more likely to topple over).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's Dimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLARGE: (11x8)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 4in \/ 10cm Circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1.25in \/ 3.5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShaft: 6.75in \/ 17cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.25in \/ 5.5cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKnot: 8in \/ 20cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.5in \/ 6.5 cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length:10in \/ 25.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Lenth: 11in \/ 28cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769179349028,"sku":"MISTIM2TONEFIRM","price":104.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/SCHWABEL_untitled_1110161.jpg?v=1741662609"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-sheath-soft-xl","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre XL \/ Dual-Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 29px;\"\u003eAir bubble in base.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eVAC-U-LOCK:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003eNO\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.941563%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.96554%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy, Patrick is uncut with challenging curves and bulges, a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls. Patrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, we highly recommend this toy in dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe also HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHead: 8.25in \/ 21cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2.75in \/ 7cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-bulge: 9in \/ 23cm circumference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3.25in \/ 8cm diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTotal Length: 11in \/ 28cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable Length:9.75in \/ 25cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41769193177124,"sku":"MISPAT002","price":156.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130070.jpg?v=1784327277"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-sheaths-10-30-off","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Sheaths, 10-30% Off!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys! Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOccasionally, our Patrick the Ogre sheaths come out with a small air bubble crater in the bottom. We've decided to list them as misfits and offer them at a discount! The items pictured are representative of the issue. Extra small pinpoint air bubbles (approx 2mm or less) are 10% off, small air bubbles (approx 5mm or less) are 20% off, and medium air bubbles (1cm or less) are 30% off.  Toys with larger imperfections are listed separately.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThese sheaths have no other issues aside from the base air bubble craters. We update the stock as new misfits become available. The listed price already includes the discount. Any discounts shown are in addition to the already-discounted list price.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e###\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre, the wearable penis sheath!  This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction.  This is a one-size-fits-most product. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe sheath is cast from the size Medium version of Patrick, and made of our soft silicone.  The cavity has a diameter of about 1\" and extends approx. 6.5\" in the medium version.  The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSize Large (formerly Medium):\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCavity:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e 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circumference\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e2.75 in \/ 7cm diameter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMid-bulge: \u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e9 in \/ 23cm circumference\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3.25 in \/ 8cm diameter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eUsable:\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e9 in \/ 23.5 cm\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe legal bit: This sheath is not meant to be used as a contraception device and will not protect against STIs or pregnancy.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Large (formerly Med) \/ Soft \/ Pinpoint (2mm or less)","offer_id":41832789835812,"sku":null,"price":48.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (formerly Med) \/ Soft \/ Small (5mm or 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Density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 133px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eTIM THE WEREWOLF\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMEDIUM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eTRIPLE SPLIT SOFT (soft shaft, medium knot, firm base)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 38px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 38px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 38px;\"\u003eSmall speck in tip\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e20% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes misfit discount plus any additional sales. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim the Werewolf is a sexy beast with a very unique member that we are very excited to share with you. Though Tim keeps to himself and prefers that we keep details about him minimal, we can tell you this furry fella can go from gentle giant to lust-filled beast in a heartbeat, and casting his bulbous member while he was in werewolf form was a frighteningly erotic task.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's unique uncut shaft has a curved tip and tapers smoothly to a bulging thickness which will fill you with pleasure. If you choose to venture further, he has a huge veiny knot that locks him into place for breeding. It's almost like he has 2 knots, which makes for a lot of satisfying playtime. Don't rush this big fella. Get to know him slowly and over time he'll offer you a variety of intense pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's shaft is very thin below the knot, which makes for a very enjoyable \"full\" feeling, but the thinness also can make him more challenging to work with. Most versions of Tim will not stand upright on their own, though Split Med\/Firm and Triple Split Soft typically will (larger sizes like XL and XXXL will be more likely to topple over).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim's Dimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM: (9x6.5)\u003cbr\u003eHead: 3.5in \/ 9cm Circumference\u003cbr\u003e1in \/ 3cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eShaft: 5.5in \/ 14cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.75in \/ 4.5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eKnot: 6.5in \/ 16.5cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2in \/ 5cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:8in \/ 20cm\u003cbr\u003eTotal Lenth: 9in \/ 23cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42149664456740,"sku":"MISTIM005","price":86.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130134.jpg?v=1784588142"},{"product_id":"misfit-cyclops-uniball-butt-plug-medium-firm","title":"MISFIT Cyclops' Uniball Butt Plug Medium \/ Firm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 105px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eCYCLOPS UNIBALL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMEDIUM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eFIRM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eNo issue - just a non-standard color for this model.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 10px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e10% Off\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. \"Compare At\" price is the original price before the \"misfit\" discount. You can add to cart to see final discounts. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it can be applied at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Cyclops! Though a rather large beast, the cyclops has a fairly human-looking unit, except of course instead of two balls, he has just one huge low-hanger, which we have molded as a very enjoyable butt plug. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cyclops is quite thick and does not taper off as much as most plugs, but that of course is what makes it so fun! He also has some great ridges and texture. Advanced players and fisting enthusiasts are sure to enjoy this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Soft, Medium and Dual-Density (soft outer layer with an extra firm core) in a golden-pink-bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our toys are hand cast of platinum silicone. Because these are handmade, slight variations are normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCyclops's Uniball Dimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium:\u003cbr\u003e2.75 in \/ 7 cm diameter at largest\u003cbr\u003e8.5 in \/ 21 cm circumference at largest\u003cbr\u003e6 in \/ 15 cm circumference at neck\u003cbr\u003e3.5 in \/ 9 cm usable length\u003cbr\u003e4.5 in \/ 11 cm total length\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42157942145060,"sku":"MISCYCLOPS004","price":50.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/SCHWABEL_untitled_1110253_ff949841-10bc-4c5d-94af-6daff654c806.jpg?v=1742443517"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-sheath-xl-soft-1","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Sheath XL \/ Super Squish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 99.641577%; height: 114px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE SHEATH\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 19px;\"\u003eSuper Squish (OO-10)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; text-align: right; height: 28px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 28px;\"\u003eCustom color, lots of air bubbles around base edge.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; text-align: right; height: 10px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 25.261668%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 73.6553%; height: 19px;\"\u003e40% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed is the discounted Misfit price including any sales. The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre, sheath version! This toy is wearable and will fit over some other toys to create a new dildo. This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction, so it's one size fits most. The interior cavity is smooth, not textured and there is no opening at the tip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sheath is cast from the size Large and XL versions of Patrick, and available in our Soft (OO-20) or even softer Super Squish (OO-10).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cavity has a diameter of about 1\" and extends approx. 6.5\" in the medium version and 7\" in the large version. The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize XL:\u003cbr\u003eCavity: 7 in \/ 17.75 cm\u003cbr\u003eHead: 8.25 in \/ 21cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.75 in \/ 7cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 9 in \/ 23cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.25 in \/ 8cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9 in \/ 23.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick the Ogre, sheath version! This toy is wearable and will fit over some other toys to create a new dildo. This sheath does not have a ball strap, but stays on with suction, so it's one size fits most. The interior cavity is smooth, not textured and there is no opening at the tip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sheath is cast from the size Large and XL versions of Patrick, and available in our Soft (OO-20) or even softer Super Squish (OO-10).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cavity has a diameter of about 1\" and extends approx. 6.5\" in the medium version and 7\" in the large version. The toy will, of course, add considerable girth and change shape depending on the wearer, but without being worn, the toys dimensions are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize XL:\u003cbr\u003eCavity: 7 in \/ 17.75 cm\u003cbr\u003eHead: 8.25 in \/ 21cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2.75 in \/ 7cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 9 in \/ 23cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e3.25 in \/ 8cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length: 9 in \/ 23.5 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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We have discontinued the firm version of this model (medium and dual-density are still available), and this is the final stock in Firm, on closeout.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e10% Off regular price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the misfit discount but may not reflect sale prices that are shown at checkout. If you have a discount coupon for this item, it may be applied at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanger Horny Friend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot is a protector, friend, and a horny AI with something intriguing below the belt. Say hello to Will's Robot*. If you ever find yourself lost in space, we hope you have this guy around for companionship! We don't know what all those smooth knobs, cables, and conduits do, we just know he knows how to use 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill's Robot has a thick shaft that tapers toward the base, which pulls himself in. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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This one is incredible in dual-density, and we highly recommend that version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJake is a very sturdy 13\" usable length with fully-formed bouncy balls that experienced players can also use as a butt plug, making him one of the most versatile toys out there! O_o Jake has great realistic texture and veins, and is available in medium (OO-50) and dual-density (Soft outer layer with an extra firm inner core). 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe now ship internationally exclusively through DHL, as they are the only option that allows small businesses like ours to pay import taxes \/ duties automatically on your behalf. The final price shown at checkout will now include all import taxes. 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Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter of head: 5.125 in \/ 13 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter below head: 7.25 in \/ 18.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter of head: 1.625 in \/ 4 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter below head: 2.2.5 in \/ 6 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable length: 12.5 in \/ 32 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall length: 13.75 in \/ 35 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. 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Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. 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Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51121617862692,"sku":"MISPAT004","price":229.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130105.jpg?v=1784585570"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-medium-dual-density-1","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre Medium \/ Dual-density","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMEDIUM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003eDUAL-DENSITY (soft outer layer with firm inner core)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 29px;\"\u003eCore shifted a bit and is close to the edge right below the head (can be seen just a little bit in the last photo)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eOTHER NOTES:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 33.518519%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 65.37037%; height: 19px;\"\u003e35% Off regular non-misfit price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct is propped upright for photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes the Misfit discount plus any sales. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Patrick, the fat-dicked Ogre! A big, rough-and-tumble kind of guy. He is uncut and has some great and challenging curves to him, with a blunt head, hypnotic veins, soft and intense texture, and big ol' balls that feel amazing when you reach out for 'em.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's hobbies include eating, smashing things, masturbating, and fucking. When we figured out how to explain to him that we wanted to cast his impressively huge cock, he got really excited and we had to work quickly, and we're really happy with the level of detail and quality on this casting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's ogre skin is very rough and calloused, but all that texture reproduces very well in silicone. Because of the intense texture and thickness, our favorite version of this toy is dual-density (soft outer layer with a firm core).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe HIGHLY recommend double-checking the measurements before you order this one, Patrick the Ogre is deceptively thick. If you're not sure which size to order, we recommend going with the smaller option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrick's the Fat-Dicked Ogre's details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMEDIUM:\u003cbr\u003eHead: 5 in \/ 12.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e1.6 in \/ 4 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eMid-bulge: 5.75 in \/ 14.5 cm circumference\u003cbr\u003e2 in \/ 5.1 cm diameter\u003cbr\u003eTotal Length: 7.5” \/ 23cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable Length:6.5 in \/ 19cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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This is that one for size medium. The base is not encased in soft silicone and there is a line between the soft and firm. 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The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Keven, the Amphibi-Man! Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of his long slender shaft, Keven does not stand upright on his own, he is propped up in the \"upright\" photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter of head: 3.5 in \/ 9 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter below head: 5 in \/ 12.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter of head: 1.125 in \/ 2.7 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter below head: 1.6 in \/ 4 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable length: 8 in \/ 20 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall length: 9 in \/ 23 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. 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This is that toy for Keven size large. The base is not encased in soft silicone and there is a line between the soft and firm. The core was also not perfectly centered, we recently adjusted this model. We usually make these in different colors just for fun, as we did with this one - we chose this red color to test a new red glow pigment, which glows yellow after charging under a lamp or the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eVAC-U-HOLE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDISCOUNT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e30%\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProducts are propped upright for photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe price listed includes this \"misfit\" discount plus any current sales. The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Keven, the Amphibi-Man! Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter of head: 4.25 in \/ 11 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter below head: 6 in \/ 15 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter of head: 1.3 in \/ 3.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter below head: 1.8 in \/ 4.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable length: 10.25 in \/ 26 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall length: 11.5 in \/ 29 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51190235299876,"sku":"MISKEVEN006","price":58.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130195.jpg?v=1785358980"},{"product_id":"misfit-keven-the-amphibi-man-large-medium-firm","title":"MISFIT Keven the Amphibi-Man Large \/ Medium Firm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" style=\"width: 101.25448%; height: 160.9375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 19px;\"\u003eKEVEN THE AMPHIBI-MAN\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; height: 20.734375px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eMedium (OO-50)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 59px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.786856%; text-align: right; height: 59px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.147425%; height: 59px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was one of the first we poured of Keven, and didn't quite have the two color mix figured out yet. 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The \"compare-at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Keven, the Amphibi-Man! Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge Dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter of head: 4.25 in \/ 11 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerimeter below head: 6 in \/ 15 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter of head: 1.3 in \/ 3.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiameter below head: 1.8 in \/ 4.5 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsable length: 10.25 in \/ 26 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOverall length: 11.5 in \/ 29 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51190254174244,"sku":"MISKEVEN007","price":51.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130205.jpg?v=1785360470"},{"product_id":"misfit-keven-the-amphibi-man-4xl-medium-firmness","title":"MISFIT Keven the Amphibi-Man 4XL \/ Medium Firmness","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 101.454545%; height: 155.9375px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 19px;\"\u003eKEVEN THE AMPHIBI-MAN\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; height: 20.734375px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 20.734375px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 20.734375px;\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 54px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 39.748201%; text-align: right; height: 54px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 59.172662%; height: 54px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo issues. 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The \"compare at\" price is the original, non-misfit price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e###\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Keven, the Amphibi-Man! Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. 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Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. Keven is definitely suited for the patient depth-seekers among us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2XL Dimensions:\u003cbr\u003ePerimeter of head: 6.25 in \/ 16 cm\u003cbr\u003ePerimeter below head: 9 in \/ 22.5 cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter of head: 2 in \/ 5 cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter below head: 3 in \/ 7.5 cm\u003cbr\u003eUsable length: 15 in \/ 38 cm\u003cbr\u003eOverall length: 16.5 in \/ 42 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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You should not receive any surprise fees when your package arrives. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YiffMonkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51218961268772,"sku":"MISKEVEN010","price":126.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/9739\/8820\/files\/untitled-1130234.jpg?v=1786056848"},{"product_id":"misfit-patrick-the-ogre-xxl-dual-density-copy","title":"MISFIT Patrick the Ogre XXL \/ Medium Firmness","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the Aisle of Misfit Toys!\u003c\/strong\u003e Misfits are just as fun as our other toys, they just have some imperfections, and are offered at a discount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100.181818%; height: 124px;\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.980251%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eMISFIT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.942549%; height: 19px;\"\u003ePATRICK THE OGRE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.980251%; height: 19px; text-align: right;\"\u003eSIZE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.942549%; height: 19px;\"\u003eXXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.980251%; text-align: right; height: 19px;\"\u003eDENSITY:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.942549%; height: 19px;\"\u003eMedium* \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 29px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 22.980251%; text-align: right; height: 29px;\"\u003eMISFIT ISSUE:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 75.942549%; height: 29px;\"\u003eRough trim at base. 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Part aquatic beast and clearly all man, Keven is one of the deepest-seeking toys we sell. His uniquely shaped and colored member has an extremely enjoyable gently flared head and a long slender shaft covered in nubs, bumps, fins and veins, making for an intensely erotic experience. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuties are calculated at checkout before you place your order, and automatically applied to your DHL shipment. 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Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully! 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Organdur's monstrously tall, impeccably muscled red skin is covered in trails of coarse black fur. His impressive member is a reflection of his impressive stature; long and thick with throbbing veins, and a knot-like base with retractable claws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile we never saw him talk, his deep voice boomed soothingly in our heads and put us at ease from his initially frightening appearance. Now that I think about it, we're pretty sure he just had us under a spell. Honestly we're on board either way. We don't know entirely why he sought us out to be immortalized in silicone, but we suspect this toy is enchanted and connected to him in some way, because when that thick, armored member enters you, all you can think of is \"Organ..... durrrrrrrrr. *drools*\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe claws around his knot are flexible silicone, which creates a unique tickling or rubbing sensation against your bottom if you are able to safely take him that far. 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Organdur's monstrously tall, impeccably muscled red skin is covered in trails of coarse black fur. His impressive member is a reflection of his impressive stature; long and thick with throbbing veins, and a knot-like base with retractable claws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile we never saw him talk, his deep voice boomed soothingly in our heads and put us at ease from his initially frightening appearance. Now that I think about it, we're pretty sure he just had us under a spell. Honestly we're on board either way. We don't know entirely why he sought us out to be immortalized in silicone, but we suspect this toy is enchanted and connected to him in some way, because when that thick, armored member enters you, all you can think of is \"Organ..... durrrrrrrrr. *drools*\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe claws around his knot are flexible silicone, which creates a unique tickling or rubbing sensation against your bottom if you are able to safely take him that far. Organdur is available in our standard Medium density (OO-50), as well as Dual-Density (soft outer layer with a firm inner core). The dual-density version has the most incredible velvety feel, and is highly recommended for dual-density aficionados. On dual-density, the claws are fully soft, which we think is the best way to enjoy this big fella.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Organdur does not stand up on his own because of his long and lean stature. 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